THE COURTESY FLUSH ENTERS ITS MONEY ERA
Gentlemen (and one beloved lady).
For years, we have battled for pride.
For memes.
For weekly humiliation.
For the sacred right to screenshot the standings.
But in 2026…
The Courtesy Flush becomes a paid league.
No more imaginary stakes.
No more “it’s just for fun”.
This season, the throne has a price tag.
💰 LEAGUE DUES
Beginning in 2026, each manager will contribute $10.
Total pot: $100
And unlike other leagues that just dump it all on the champion and call it a day…
We are doing this the Courtesy Flush way.
🏆 CHAMPIONSHIP POT
Because winning still matters.
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🥇 Champion takes the largest payout.
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🥈 Runner-up doesn’t leave empty-handed (we reward pain here).
You grind all season; you deserve something more than a Discord role.
🦑 THE SQUID GAME POT
Lowest scorer each week?
Eliminated.
No mercy. No excuses. No “but my starters were hurt”.
Last team standing takes the Squid Game pot.
Survive the chaos. Outlast the frauds.
🎯 WEEKLY CHAOS BONUS
Every week, one manager wins a bonus for a rotating category.
Examples:
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Highest scoring bench player
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Best RB/TE combo
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Worst beat of the week
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Most disrespectful overkill win
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Garbage Time King
Only one winner per week.
You could theoretically dominate this all season and stack cash while finishing 6th.
This keeps EVERYONE invested.
No coasting.
No tanking.
No ghost managers by Week 9.
🚨 WHY WE’RE DOING THIS
Because stakes matter.
Because trash talk hits harder when moneys involved.
Because it’s time this league evolved.
We’ve built the culture.
Now we raise the stakes.
👑 THE THRONE IS NO LONGER FREE
You want to sit?
Pay the dues.
Welcome to the paid era of The Courtesy Flush.
Flush responsibly.
